Now Is The Chance To Restore Our Faith In Democracy!

I’ve been nominated as one of the five comedians in the Best Newcomer category at the Chortle Awards, run by the comedy website Chortle. It’s slightly awkward that the only comedy awards I seem able to win are ones under the Newcomer bracket, and some people might start to question how long I can feasibly be considered a Newcomer, given that I’ve now won Leicester Square New Comedian Of The Year in December 2019, New Comedian Of The Year at Bath Comedy Festival in April 2019, and Nottingham Comedy Festival’s New Comedian Of The Year prize in the summer of 2018. My aim is to keep winning New Comedian prizes right up until the point that I retire, or even better, continue to win Newcomer prizes even beyond my death. Eventually someone will surely cotton on, but in the meantime, while I’m still being considered a Newcomer you can vote for me to win this new Newcomer award. I have been contacted by an unnamed source to say that the other comedians in this category are receiving Russian backing, so this really is an opportunity to support a much bigger fight than a mere comedy award win. You can vote for me here.

Tomorrow I will be appearing on BBC Radio 4’s In Touch, talking about comedy. It’ll be live at 840pm, and I’ll put a link up here tomorrow. All manner of podcasts are in the offing, as well as a new video project which I’ll regale you all about very soon. But in the meantime, Vote for justice and democracy here

The Young’uns Podcast: Featuring Manchester ballad singer Jennifer Reid And Bob The Builder

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This week we’re in Manchester with Jennifer Reid, singer of 19th century Industrial Revolution broadside ballads and Lancashire dialect work song. She’ll be doing some of that for us on this week’s podcast, as well as recounting her experience on TV with the Hairy Bikers. There’s a Lancashire dialect quiz, and a surprise appearance from Bob The Builder.


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The Young’uns Podcast: The Old Woman Who Swallowed A Thong

this Week: Michael is a man of action; David is abused by Australians; there’s an anecdote regarding Mike Harding’s genitals. Gary Hammond of The Hut People and formally The Beautiful South returns to showcase another of his exotic percussion instruments. And there’s a smattering of duck puns.

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The Young’uns Podcast: Halloween Special

The Young’uns Podcast returns for a new weekly run, as we catchup on the backlog of Young’uns gig clips. In the spirit of Halloween there’s a graveyard-based anecdote, some spectral voices, and a bit of blood. Also, we have a rather spooky introduction to our new feature, Gary Hammond’s Percussion Instrument Of The Week, in which the percussionist from The Hut People and Beautiful South showcases the fascinating array of percussion instruments in his vast collection. Plus, David flirts with a flasher, there’s an appearance from Elvis, The Young’uns experience a rather unusual burglary, and find out what happened when we gigged in Belgium just two weeks after the Brexit Referendum.
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Warning: This Blog Post Contains Violence, But No Scenes Of A Sexual Nature. Sorry, I’ll Try Harder Next Time


We’ve just left one of the worst hotels that we’ve ever stayed at, and The Young’uns have been gigging for nearly fifteen years and in that time we’ve certainly stayed in some dire places. We once stayed somewhere in Norwich that had a communal toilet which also doubled up as the smoking room. By this I don’t mean that the people staying there chose to flaunt the rules and smoke in the toilet; there was actually a sign on the door saying, “toilet and smoking room.” This toilet/smoking room was stiflingly hot with a rotating fan that blew out heat, meaning that as soon as you opened the door you were assaulted by an overpowering cocktail of smoke and shit being blown in your face and around the room at speed. It’s one of the only times I can claim to have taken a crap which had a positive influence on the ambient smell.

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America. The Aliens Are Coming


Today I was potentially going to be taking part in the final of the BBC Radio 4 New Comedy Award, but as we established in my last blog post,I didn’t make it through. So instead I am now on a plane heading out to spend two weeks touring in the US. Oh, woe is me!

However, I have now worked out what actually happened at the BBC Radio 4 New Comedy Awards and I understand why I didn’t get through. I’ve received a few comments of recent from people saying that they were slightly glad that I didn’t proceed to the next stage of the competition. They were worried that a victory might mean I’d dedicate more time to comedy, resulting in the break up of the Young’uns.

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The Young’uns Podcast Live From Folk East 2018 with Edgelarks, Cohen Braithwaite-Kilcoyne, and Luke Daniels

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We return to Suffolk’s Folk East Festival for another live podcast. Join us in a packed marquee as we host an hour of music, chat, games and a mix of spontaneous and semi-planned features with Philip Henry and Hannah Martin (AKA Edgelarks), Cohen Braithwaite-Kilcoyne and Luke Daniels. We get a lesson in beat boxing, there’s a music quiz, we play a game of kerplunk, and Herbal Tea Of The Week is back but with an extreme sports twist. Plus we introduce you to the newest member of The Young’uns family.

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The Young’uns Podcast: Dan Walsh Live From The Young’uns Suffolk Weekend 2018

Join The Young’uns with top UK banjo player Dan Walsh live from 2018’s Young’uns weekend in Suffolk. Music, chat and spontaneously generated “features.” David gets a banjo lesson, Dan creates an improvised song and tells stories of surreal gig experiences, plus there’s a brief appearance from Shaggy.

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