We head back thirty years to my eighth birthday in Cassette Roulette; we learn about a mad Victorian scientist’s experiments with monkey testicles in Ellie Skinner’s Weekly Animal Penis Fact; and we visit Biscuit and Brew Tea House in Nottingham for Herbal Tea Of The week. Plus I reveal the Fine Young Cannibals’ dirty little secret, there are clips from my appearance at the Christian Festival Greenbelt, we hear of a highly unusual fetish and I collaborate with two twelve-year-old girls to create a death metal song.