The last time I attempted to ride a bike was about ten years ago in Holland. It lasted for all of twenty seconds before I narrowly missed a dog and hurtled into a wall. How did it go so wrong? Well, most people reckon it’s to do with me being blind, whereas I blame it on the fact that it was a Dutch bike. Ten years later and I think it’s high time I gave it another go. This month The Young’uns played a festival on the remote Scottish island of Colonsay. The festival organisers supplied us with bikes to get around the island. Join me and fellow Young’un Sean Cooney as I endeavour to better my previous attempt and cycle for longer than twenty seconds without killing any animals or colliding into walls. Listen to discover whether I succeed.